Erection 08 Is Just Around The Corner. Who will you vote?

Ok so the Erection 08 (pardon me the spelling, Jermyn influenced me) is just around the corner, just 2 more days to be exact. I've seen posters and banners of humans' heads hanging around the street like there's a big funeral going on. Fliers are thrown into your mailbox, clipped at your car's windscreen and they might even consider making and giving away their own toilet papers when they go overboard. Just imagine wiping your butt with a person's face on it and cap your punggung with the DAP or BN initials. Concerts are held in the housing area's small padang or roadside with young girls singing "oh oh oh oh oh ah ah ah ah" (haha look at Jermyn's blog) or apek & aunties singing old opera songs. I heard all of these but i never bother looking at the papers or be at the events lolz. Not that i don't care but i haven't register myself to vote, so i might register next time... and might vote next time... if i remember next time... =P

Well since i can't vote, i might as well join the partaaaaay~!!! They look very enjoying as they sing songs, shake strangers' hands, give long and frustrating speeches and do things they don't normally do for the past 4 years. So i've decided to gather my mates and start a party. Since i just started, so cincai make one banner but i think my banner can beat most of the other parties' banners in which they had spent hundreds of Ringgits on. So you guys have to remember to vote for my party this coming Saturday. If you cannot find our logo or our party listed in the paper, then you bet it must be the f***ing corrupted government's work!

DMZ's Erection 08 Banner. Click To Enlarge.

Seriously, vote for the oppositions. I've seen enough of the corruptions that our current government had created (through the forwarded emails and YouTube videos). I have a great feeling that the oppositions will get better results this time. We want a better future, don't we Malaysians? Gogo DAP! Errr...i mean DMZ! XD

See KL On Monopoly...Soon!

If you don't know what the heck is Monopoly, open another browser and search it on Wikipedia and read the whole damn article about it.

Ok so you know what is it, but have you ever see Kuala Lumpur on the board? Don't talk about Saidina, i'm talking about the most popular board game in the world. Yeah if you ever wonder if we can see our very own proud city and country on the board, right next to Paris or New York, then it is possible that you might see it on the next Monopoly version, called Monopoly Here & Now: The World Edition, which will be launched worldwide on 3rd September.


Before we can be sure that we can actually buy a property of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia in Monopoly, we have to vote for it. Monopoly hasn't decide which cities they are going to feature on the new world edition and Monopoly fanatics are asked to vote for their top 10 cities if they want to see their own cities to be featured. There are already 68 cities listed for voting and proudly to say, our capital city is one of them. *Hoooray! Msia Boleh!*

Monopoly Ipoh Edition by A13x.

The voting period ends on 28 February 2008 and only the top 20 cities with the most votes will be featured on the board. Besides that, you can nominate other cities or towns in Malaysia to be featured on two "wildcard" property spots as well. So hurry to www.monopoly.com and start voting. At this moment, Paris is at the top of the rank with 4.2% of votes while KL is being listed at the 49th ranking with only 0.7% of votes, pathetic! Haha so do you think KL can achieve such a small proud achievement just to be named one of the cities on Monopoly? That will have to depend on us. In the end, Malaysia still needs its rakyat-rakyat to help mengharumkan nama Malaysia. Muahahaha ask them to stop increasing prices and improve TMNut's Screamyx services first before we click on the 'Vote' button.

2008 New Year Eve Celebration

What did you do on the eve of 2008 New Year? Some were spending time with their family members, some were having expensive dinners with their loved ones, some were partying with their friends at The Lost World Beach Party and some were counting down in IMAX, the largest cyber cafe in Ipoh.

Yeah, i was one of those fellas who were having countdown in Ipoh Garden East's IMAX, counting the frags that i've got in Call of Duty 4. Of course i wasn't alone. I have Calvin Kong aka Benayoun Kong accompanying me to level up our ranks in COD 4. Nahhh that wasn't our plan for the New Year eve. Thanks to our other 2 DMZ members, Adrian Tan and Nicholas Su, who "need" to spend some special moments with their "wives". I've called both of them earlier and they said they had to spend time with their gfs to eat dinner la, watch movie la, watch moon la, have sex la and bla bla. So for bachelors like Calvin and i to pass time and wait for the 2 machaz to finish their businesses, we went to buckle up our weapons and started shooting and knifing enemies from behind. While people were shouting "3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!" *fireworks*explosions*screams*, we were concentrating deeply in our virtual missions, silently camouflaging ourselves and sneaking enemies from behind to make them go "WTF, cb knn alwiz can knife me from behind wan???".

Call Of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare.

So time did fly very fast and the 2 machas were finally in IMAX looking for us. It was around 1.30am that time and we didn't know what to do next. Thought both of them had a great time with their loved ones but turned out one of them had argued with his gf over some matter and the other was moodless as his plans were screwed up by his gf's brother's presence during their date. Haha isn't shooting and calling for airstrike/helicopter supports make us happier than spending time with girls? =P Anyway, as Calvin was hungry and the other 2 were moodless, we went for the famous and big Chicken Chop Rice set which costs RM6 each. Everyone ordered except me, even though the dish worth the price but i wasn't really hungry that time. If you're not hungry, don't think of ordering it!

Chicken Chop Rice Set Just Outside IMAX.

After the satisfying meals and a bottle of beer for Nicholas, we decided to go over to Adrian's house for some fun as i've brought along a BINGO set, which i borrowed from my brother. As for the game rules, we decided to gamble by setting each card at 50 sen each but everyone just bought 2 cards in each round. I was winning at first but then in the end i lost RM4. Damn, talk about luck this year! After few rounds of BINGO, we played a deck game called "Heart Attack", introduced to us by Adrian. We played the game during our trip in Penang and it was indeed an exciting and "memorizing" game! The game goes like this, each player will need to think of a sentence or word(s), such as a name of celebrity, brand, people, things or a mixture of each. Everyone will have to remember each player's sentence or words. The game just start by each of the player opening a card from their own deck of cards and if any 2 players are having the same numbers or flowers, the player who says the other player's sentence or words the fastest, makes his opponent takes all of the cards. This game can get extreme and can cause serious tummy-aches especially if one says the wrong sentence or words, looking at the 2 players staring at each other for a long time while trying to remember the opponent's sentence or words and even setting up sentences like "I have a hairy pussy" or "I love sucking cock" (making your opponent says the sentence like he always does) wahahahaha.

BINGO Cards & Markers.

After all the laughters and rolling on the floor despite Adrian's parents were sleeping upstairs and it's 6 in the morning, we decided to call it a day. Before everyone left the house and a few hours before Nicholas' trip back to his industrial training in Penang and Adrian's trip back to Tanjung Malim for his studies, we took a few of our latest DMZ 2008 "family" photos. So this is the story of my "wonderful" and "memorable" new year eve celebration hehe. The 2007 year ended again with craziness and laughters from the DMZ gang and it's only a month later where the DMZ reunites again, probably producing a few more videos! Muahahaha...

Da Machaz (DMZ) - The Four Brothers.

Happy New Year 2008~!

A13x 2004 - Still Hensem & Young.

Hehe surprisingly i've decided to start indulging myself in blogging. Well, maybe because it's already 2008, but i believe it's mainly because i've just finished with my Degree course (not yet fully graduated but just a research project left!) which makes me even bored with all the free time i have. Seeing so many people are already writing and talking craps i felt so tempted to write out all the craps that are circling in my head and all of a sudden i feel that i have a lot of craps to write!

Whether you like the idea of me starting blogging out craps so you can sometimes drop by to read, laugh and learn or you don't give a damn sh|+ about my repetitive and long craps, A13x has already started writing and he just can't stop when the fingers are typing!

So as a welcome message for you guys/gals to my new rest-home, i would like to wish everyone a very Happy New Year 08, may everything goes well for you, health, wealth, luck, love, chicks, hunks, and every other thing you are wishing for will stick to you for the rest of 2008, the year of "A13x-is-damn-confused-and-lost", not knowing what his next path will be. This year will have me in dilemma in making decisions, sigh. Anyway, welcome to my rest-home and have fun reading and commenting but no spamming! XD

A13x 2008 - Confused & Lost, Apek Look.